Fact: Even God was impressed when man invented Hell.

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Bedtime PARADOX! - think about it

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"Science side of tumblr" is just Carlos running hundreds of blogs at once.

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This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife


This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats)

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there’s literally no way to redeem these two

but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit

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don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.

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